This Week in Dating (47) – Money is Honey
Money is Honey – where can my true love be? Probably you don not spend enough money for her/him, so if you would do so, you might gain your chance at “Seeking Arrangements“ – ok, this is an US-American website, not a European – but maybe some four fellow European ladies want to earn as much as the US-Americans? It´s said that they ask between 1000 USD and 20.000 USD for – oh, what? Never for prostitution, I presume – that´s forbidden in the USA.
Back to Europe? Well, some people think it is easy to make money with call centers in case you claim to look for a mate. It is not the first time people try to this – and it will not be the last time – unfortunately.
Oh, the most important women this week? First, of course, Paris Hilton, who claims to be single again – so boys, hurry – she might be available again. Then, there was Tila Tequila giving dating advice like a semi virgin: “Give him a little taste, but not too much . . . Keep him drooling“. Ok Tila, we got the message. Will you join “True Love Waits“ next time? Oh dear, all those aldies are American – and Amy Borkowsky as well, who said thah she needs to spend a lot of US-Dollars (3 Million) for a date – poor Girl. Can´t she join “Seeking Arrangements“ first? So where are the German ladies? Well, there is one lady named Ulrike Bornschein – a name nobody knew before – but she appeared in the German tabloid BILD and of course she wrote a book about dating – onje of those books, you know? The title sound like “nude when called“. But wait a moment – it is really about darting – she aroused 100 men, of which she met 50. Not a huge figure, I presume. But enough to write a book and tell, what she claims to be the “truth“ about dating. So make a lot of money with the book, Ulrike. Those who know nothing read books, those who know, who they are, date men and have a lot of fun. There was another book by one of my US-American colleagues: About Pizza – and Dating. So you can´t just order your date as you do it with pizza, can´t you? Except you try it at “Seeking Arrangements“ –and don´t forget to put a condom on when you eat your pizza.
I don´t care if people claim something – but it is always better to think first, fellow experts in the USA – no further comment. It is quite interesting what some commentators think about the truth of the tests on matchmaking sites. Of course, dear Gentlemen: Nobody in Europe knows anything about matchmaking tests except our fellow US-American scientists – oh, we are very, very sorry for that.
So did I tell you about Adult-Dating? No? So read my article about an article by the SZ – to know a little German would not be bad to read it. Before you date: Check out your dark sides (I really don´t know why, as our kinky sides are our most wanted) but anyway – it´s always a pleasure to read about it. More kink? Maybe you nee to know that “poppen.de“ has a new adult shop or that “sexparterclub“ supports a handball team.
What´s more? Friedship24.de has a new web design – nice to look at it, Gleichklang claims to have success with people seeking “pansexuals“ and – finally a Swiss report about a Nazi Dating-Website.
So, have a good time until next week, folks.
