This Week in Dating (51) Christmas Time and Santa Baby
First of alle: It´s Christmas, only Christmas and nothing but Christmas – whatever “Christmas“ means. To a lot of singles, it means frustration – so we may call week 51 and 52 the “frustration weeks“ for all singles.
So have you seen “Santa Baby“ every day on my blog? It is just to remind you that most single people hate Christmas – and for no other reason. By the way: Have you even been asked by your blessed father or mother on Christmas Eve or Chistmas Day “are you still single“? I think it´s the worst question ever, because the only reason why they ask is that they want to become proud grandparents.
Anyway – Santa is all around and a certain percentage of British Women would like to make love to him, if only he would not be so busy. A lower. But still remarkable percentage would turn into Christmas nudes, wearing a “Miss Santa“ Negligee. Yes, we would like to have some phtos of you wearing this in our blog – as long as you are not one of those BBWs. By the way: There may be some Christians around who are flirting, and maybe they say things like this: ‘Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives. He never met you.´
To good to be true? How about this one: “My Name is Judy – and I´m sure you will experience something with me, what no other women will give to you“. Don´t Date that Girl man. What she will give you – is death. If you don´t care – well, maybe she is just not THE Judith, and she will only discover that she is pregnant two month after the Christmas party – which seems to happen to a lot of women in the UK.
The reason is usually to much alcohol – so keep in mind: take a condom, especially when you are married – or avoid Christmas parties. I forgot the Danes of course – but so far, I did not write about their “Christmas Breakfast“.
So is it possible to find your mate at a Christmas party? Sure it is. Just keep your cool and find a quite place when it is time to – say something nice to her and drink the Champaign at home with her. It is far nicerand better for your reputation when your colleagues don´t see everything you are doing – I just hope, you agree.
Besides Christmas parties – I have to tell you two things: One about Virgin Mary in Mexico, and the other about clever, but nasty boys in Ghana.
First virgin Mary: The Playboy of Mexico published pictures earlier this month, made a lot of money with it, and now they “regret“ having done this – and of course it was nothing religious in it nor was it the virgin Mary. With that crown and the church window behind her, she was not acting as Sissy, the former Empress of Austria, I guess. Anyway, Playboy regrets.
Talking about Ghana: White men, beware of “Girls“ from Ghana (and some other African countries) because they operate from internet cafés, which would not matter – far more important is, that they are boys, almost teenage boys. So as you may have guessed, they log in as girls in your famous free chat rooms and some freed dating sites where those pale guys hope to find dark flesh, and they play every role you want them to play –as long as you send them money. So they are your lovers, fiancées, baby dolls, slaves, mistresses, dominatrixes and everything else you want in sweet or bitter chocolate.
Will it ever end? No, it won´t – as long s some men are so stupid to be their paypig, they will make money.
I am back next Friday to write about new years wishes. If you do not read my blog in between: I wish you a Merry Christmas or what else you may celebrate.
Did I forget something? Sure, a lot. Basel, for example, and this shop. – and, before I forget to tell you – singles in Germany are even sad on New Years Eve.
